USPS sucks ass. The United States Postal Service is the worst branch of bumbling retards to ever walk the face of this planet. over the recent two years I have had over 5 packages go missing from the incompetence of silly faced delivery people. I notice one day while walking home a USPS driver was making his rounds...well his truck was anyway. The stupid little man operating the vehicle had left the vehicle unattended and open while he walked around some office building someplace fumbling his keys around. meanwhile outside there are five homeless bums ransacking his truck of its packages. This unfortunately is not an uncommon sight, it happens nearly everyday.
Dear USPS, pull your head out of your ass, and lock up the goddamn truck before you walk away from it. Criminals do not follow your imaginary honor system. On top of that, when you make a complaint to the offices that your package never made it to its destination, they blame you for it and behave as though you lost your own package. I would like the employees at USPS to know that I hate each and every one of them, they are all full of the same shit. Usually I get this dirty little Asian guy who:
1-doesnt speak English
2-Doesn't give a fuck.
3-has a third world attitude and the mentality of a piss drinking jackal.
4- doesn't understand his own system of operation, ( even if its a manager)
Every attempt to inquire about a missing package is always investigated the same way, they ask for the tracking numbers, stare at a blank screen for 2 seconds, then tell you that there is no package that fits the number you gave them....even if the number is the same one they gave you in the confirmation e-mail. I had even gone as far to print out their own invoice...and they still told me I was full of shit.
Dear USPS man...you are full of shit. If you don't like your job then leave. If you don't like dealing with pissed off customers, then tell your truck drivers to secure their fucking truck before they blunder their way down the street like fucking morons. its no wonder that the federal postal service is going bankrupted, you have a work force of retards that stand around expecting to be paid for doing nothing.
I am boycotting the USPS, I will never choose their service ever again, even if I have to pay more for UPS or some other privet company to deliver my goods, at least they will make there destination with out hassle. And if there is a problem, I wont get treated like a bag of shit by the office members. If I at least get an admittance that "hey we are really sorry but I think we lost your package." I am fine with that, at least your being honest with me and not telling me I am full of shit. If you lost my package there is nothing you can do, at least you value me enough as a customer to let me know...USPS just doesn't give a flying fuck. Their whole attitude seems to be like..."we are government and you only have one choice, so fuck you."
No USPS man, I have other options....fuck you. Take your benefits packages and lofty retirement funds and cram them up your self righteous assholes, because I will no longer be doing business with you...EVER!!