"Reserve YOUR free copy of windows 10, you are eligible."
"WOW" I said, "this is awesome" I said.
Today my computer had a steamy surprise waiting for me, as my free upgrade waited for me, like a pedophile in a van with "candy" written in blood on the side. Being the stupid child I am I agreed to the terms and conditions, and my roller coaster ride from hell began.
Where do I start? Well after my upgrade was finished three hours later, I began to notice some bad things immediately.
My computer was slow. Slow like 1989 apple tech support slow. Then my explorer was missing, and replace with some unholy abomination called "edge". WTF is edge? Well its like if fire fox and explorer had a retard baby and raised it with dog turds. Simply put, everything was missing. All my history, passwords, favorite pages, and saved internet pages. I could find nothing in this wonderland of confusion. So I decided to work on a video for you tube, but some materials had to be scanned, but windows 10 being the dysfunctional bastard it is steps in immediately and says..."Oh you want to use the scanner...to bad" Apparently all my equipment became obsolete according to the brain child Windows 10. What? Am I suppose to go to beast buy and upgrade all my equipment every fucking day? Yeah some of my stuff is older, but this was ridiculous. My scanner was only a half year old, and windows 10 is telling me that's its no longer a welcome item in my life? So tell me windows 10, what scanner should I be using?
"Oh get that really expensive one that just came out next month, then I can reject that too once my updates are made, and you can rip out your hair while I laugh at your stupid ass."
Thanks windows 10, your turning out to be a thorn in my ass. What's that you say? Uninstall it? Oh windows 10 doesn't play that game, you see you have to go back to manufacturing level just to be rid of this program.
So I go online to find some videos to help me, so I listen to some British guy yawn into a microphone before getting to the point. Only to find out he is doing something else task specific, that is not related to my problem.
Oh windows 10, you have ruined my week with your bullshit. What did I do to deserve this? Was I a professional puppy slayer in a previous life?
On a side note, my paints and board came in today. This was great news, because now I can continue my labors. I did a consumer report on the paint set I got, and the video should be online for EVERYONE to watch.
Its for Mijello mission gold series watercolor paints, and these things are the boss. I explain everything coming up. Exciting news also, THE BOOK IS DONE. We are going to the printing press to get these things going. Book two is being worked on, so stay tuned.
Anyway, that's been my Saturday.
Did you get windows 10? if so, what did you think of it?
Did it ruin your life, or make it better?
Let me know, while I figure out how to send nude photos to the government.
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